Okay I get it....it has been a rough two weeks, and it is only getting harder. I realized the other day as I was miserably looking into the mirror Self Pity is so very unbecoming of me. The last two weeks not only have I only lost one pound, my body is in so much pain, and I'm pretty sure I have two new freaking wrinkles around my newly formed "crows feet" I used to have a line and now they have officially turned into feet!
I mean come on, I am not old, and I thought thirty was the new twenty? Then why do I look and feel freaking forty? (not that forty is bad, just when you are nearly ten {okay some and rounding} years younger than that it sucks!) So I have decided no more! NO MORE SELF PITY!. It must stop if I am going to be successful at my goal.
So on that positive note, today is Tuesday, and I had to weigh in this morning. So I walked seductively into the bathroom and I looked my lover in the eye, tapped him and said, " let's do this!" As I jumped on the slot machine I looked down only to reveal that I had gained a freaking pound!
"CRAP!"
"SHIT!"
"MUDDDER F&^%#@&!"
Okay ladies and gentlemen..self pity stops tomorrow, unless the tape test goes terribly bad!
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